dangercrossing:

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

powerjock:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

lesbian-toddhoward:

bonecouch:

“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!”

- the alien from Alien (1979)

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

She was thinking it though.

jonmercer:

themadisonreyes Just a witch and her ghost friend hot dog 🎃👻

lakevida:

lakevida:

crazy how much there is

like in general

tsscat:

roseydeloom:

tikkety-tok:

Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?

kuwaiti-remarkable:

friends that understand your anti-social phases and don’t take it personally are important.

vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

scotchtapeofficial:

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot